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 Post subject: I hate my job!!!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:04 pm 
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First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*t.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:34 pm 
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hahaha! nice one, i didn't realise at all...

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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jobs often have stupit ppl.

Theres this chick i met on summer job that went like this

-She's ugly and walks by, naturally i look a little and smile to be friendly, she makes some weird mean face so i look away.
-some problems with vending machine and i look and she's like "you have a problem?". I just ignored her forever after that. in the hall when we are just standing, she's just like "move over!"

then theres that other guy who wanted to play fight and gets pissed off because i choked him and let go. stupit idiot doesnt realize he'd be dead if i was in the mood and kept challenging me to fight. so i just went "ok if you want to do it, just do it" and he doesnt. which got us both fired.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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rotary wrote:
jobs often have stupit ppl.

Theres this chick i met on summer job that went like this

-She's ugly and walks by, naturally i look a little and smile to be friendly, she makes some weird mean face so i look away.
-some problems with vending machine and i look and she's like "you have a problem?". I just ignored her forever after that. in the hall when we are just standing, she's just like "move over!"

then theres that other guy who wanted to play fight and gets pissed off because i choked him and let go. stupit idiot doesnt realize he'd be dead if i was in the mood and kept challenging me to fight. so i just went "ok if you want to do it, just do it" and he doesnt. which got us both fired.

i dont get that one... :confused:

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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me neither... the Scooby one was awesome, didn't expect it :D


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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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That was the joke! :smile:

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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I don't think rotary got it...

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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lol rotary leeroy jenkins'd this thread

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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Driftking wrote:
I don't think rotary got it...


I dont think so either, HAHAHA

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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Lulz

nice one rotary.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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Hey, I know the fix, buy a joint off the stoner and you'll be fine :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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Hey, I know the fix, buy a joint off the stoner and you'll be fine :cool:


Did you get the story? :smile:

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i dont think he did xD

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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lol SCOOBY DOO! WHERE THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU YOU BITCH LOL!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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ShutokouRacer89 wrote:
Midnight_Raven wrote:
Hey, I know the fix, buy a joint off the stoner and you'll be fine :cool:


Did you get the story? :smile:

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i dont think he did xD

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lol SCOOBY DOO! WHERE THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU YOU BITCH LOL!!!!!


:drool: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... duh. I got the joke the first time I read it. Have you ever heard of "playing along with the joke".
This is one of the reason why I dont participate on the gamefaqs bords that much, if at all.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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ShutokouRacer89 wrote:
That was the joke! :smile:

Hello Fred!

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Black wind falling to the ocean floor
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Now's the time to turn the tide
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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:20 pm 
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ShutokouRacer89 wrote:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*t.

Holy shit, dude! :shocked: You really have to deal with these people!?
Tough shit, man! Despite me being taught to not worry about others and come to school/work for myself, if I had to deal with those types of people, I would want to permanently blind myself so I don't have to see their faces everyday!

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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LOL! Nissan15 read again carefully :wink:

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LOOOOOLOLOLOL

good thread

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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Hahah
nissan15 didn't read our replies?

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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:shocked:

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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Driftking wrote:
Hahah
nissan15 didn't read our replies?

Obviously not. :lol:
This is one of the best threads I've seen in a while though.

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Bless the sun, the rain no more
River running like an open sore
Black wind falling to the ocean floor
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Now's the time to turn the tide
Now's the time to fight
Let us not go gently
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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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Hmm
good thread...yes
only cos of the replies :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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and because of nissan15.

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Sky full of poison
And the atmosphere's too thin
Bless the sun, the rain no more
River running like an open sore
Black wind falling to the ocean floor
And the red tide washes ashore

Now's the time to turn the tide
Now's the time to fight
Let us not go gently
To the endless winter night
Now's the time to make the time
While hope is still in sight
Let us not go gently
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 Post subject: Re: I hate my job!!!
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Hahah thnx. :lol:

Read it over and I obviously found it funny as hell! :lol:

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