I hate my job!!!

ShutokouRacer89 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:04 pm

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*t.

Ryo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:59 pm **Posts:** 485

hahaha! nice one, i didn't realise at all...

rotary · **Joined:** Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:49 pm **Posts:** 988

jobs often have stupit ppl.

Theres this chick i met on summer job that went like this

-She's ugly and walks by, naturally i look a little and smile to be friendly, she makes some weird mean face so i look away.
-some problems with vending machine and i look and she's like "you have a problem?". I just ignored her forever after that. in the hall when we are just standing, she's just like "move over!"

then theres that other guy who wanted to play fight and gets pissed off because i choked him and let go. stupit idiot doesnt realize he'd be dead if i was in the mood and kept challenging me to fight. so i just went "ok if you want to do it, just do it" and he doesnt. which got us both fired.

Ryo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:59 pm **Posts:** 485

rotary wrote:

jobs often have stupit ppl.

Theres this chick i met on summer job that went like this

-She's ugly and walks by, naturally i look a little and smile to be friendly, she makes some weird mean face so i look away.
-some problems with vending machine and i look and she's like "you have a problem?". I just ignored her forever after that. in the hall when we are just standing, she's just like "move over!"

then theres that other guy who wanted to play fight and gets pissed off because i choked him and let go. stupit idiot doesnt realize he'd be dead if i was in the mood and kept challenging me to fight. so i just went "ok if you want to do it, just do it" and he doesnt. which got us both fired.

i dont get that one...

Draexin · **Joined:** Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:34 am **Posts:** 87

me neither... the Scooby one was awesome, didn't expect it

ShutokouRacer89 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:19 pm

That was the joke!

Ryo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:59 pm **Posts:** 485

I don't think rotary got it...

driftoner · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:40 pm

lol rotary leeroy jenkins'd this thread

ShutokouRacer89 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:17 am

Driftking wrote:

I don't think rotary got it...

I dont think so either, HAHAHA

Zac · **Posted:** Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:33 pm

Lulz

nice one rotary.

Midnight_Raven · **Posted:** Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:58 pm

Hey, I know the fix, buy a joint off the stoner and you'll be fine

ShutokouRacer89 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:19 pm

Midnight_Raven wrote:

Hey, I know the fix, buy a joint off the stoner and you'll be fine

Did you get the story?

driftoner · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:38 pm

i dont think he did xD

Devilish Drifter · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:50 am

lol SCOOBY DOO! WHERE THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU YOU BITCH LOL!!!!!

Midnight_Raven · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:45 am

ShutokouRacer89 wrote:

Midnight_Raven wrote:

Hey, I know the fix, buy a joint off the stoner and you'll be fine

Did you get the story?

driftoner wrote:

i dont think he did xD

Devilish Drifter wrote:

lol SCOOBY DOO! WHERE THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU YOU BITCH LOL!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... duh. I got the joke the first time I read it. Have you ever heard of "playing along with the joke".
This is one of the reason why I dont participate on the gamefaqs bords that much, if at all.

txrdriftking · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:54 pm

ShutokouRacer89 wrote:

That was the joke!

Hello Fred!

nissan15 · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:20 pm

ShutokouRacer89 wrote:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*t.

Holy shit, dude!

You really have to deal with these people!?
Tough shit, man! Despite me being taught to not worry about others and come to school/work for myself, if I had to deal with those types of people, I would want to permanently blind myself so I don't have to see their faces everyday!

ShutokouRacer89 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:40 am

LOL! Nissan15 read again carefully

driftoner · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:58 am

LOOOOOLOLOLOL

good thread

Ryo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:59 pm **Posts:** 485

Hahah
nissan15 didn't read our replies?

Midnight_Raven · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:01 pm

txrdriftking · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:37 pm

Driftking wrote:

Hahah
nissan15 didn't read our replies?

Obviously not.

This is one of the best threads I've seen in a while though.

Ryo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:59 pm **Posts:** 485

Hmm
good thread...yes
only cos of the replies

txrdriftking · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:13 pm

and because of nissan15.

nissan15 · **Posted:** Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:04 am

Hahah thnx.

Read it over and I obviously found it funny as hell!

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